More changes occurring at Shorter
by Kim Sloan, staff writer
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Shorter University is following a “classic liberal arts school model” by changing the former School of Sciences and Mathematics into a division under the College of Arts and Sciences, a spokeswoman said.

“The decision by the administration was made in collaboration with the leadership of the two divisions,” said Dawn Tolbert, vice president of public relations for Shorter University.

The move does away with the School of Sciences and Mathematics, which was led by Craig Allee, who served as dean until his retirement this year. Allee, who is also a Shorter graduate, was employed at Shorter for 44 years.

The College of Arts and Sciences will have two divisions — the division of sciences and mathematics and the division of humanities and social sciences.

Sabrena Parton, a communication arts professor who has served as the dean of the School of Liberal Arts, is dean of the newly formed school, Tolbert said.

Two associate deans have also been named, Tolbert said.

Ben McFry will serve as associate dean of the humanities and social sciences division, and Lisa Keith will serve as associate dean of the sciences and mathematics division.

According to the university’s website, www.shorter.edu, the humanities division includes communication arts, English and modern languages, Christian studies, the Academy of Aristaeus (the university’s Honors Program), the Liberal Arts Foundation, sociology and psychology, international studies, history, and political science.

The university also has the Ledbetter School of Business, a school of education, a school of nursing and a school of fine and performing arts.

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Vincent_Rubicon
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June 27, 2012
They are adding a new class as well. It follows the extinction of the Jesus Lizards 5000 years ago.
jm4919
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June 27, 2012
Josh,

You think that this has "fairly benign" lyrics? You have got to be kidding! Did you bother to read them? And this, from an individual that had a DOLL banned because she thought that it was detrimental to women's rights? Get a grip! Shame on Dr. parton for not doing her due diligence! I also know for a fact that some students complained due to the lyrics, to the administation and their concerns were dismissed. And so this is the example that Shorter is now going to set? Ban a world famous opera, but dance to obscene rap lyrics in the Dining Hall? You position is indefensible.
Almost_Anonymous
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June 27, 2012
The doll and the video were two totally unrelated events. I draw very different conclusions from the incidents.

Here's more about the head:

The professional wrestler doll was carrying a woman's decapitated head that said "help" on it. Dr. Parton thought it represented violence towards women and set a bad example for kids, so she complained to Wal-Mart, who pulled it from its shelves. That's not really what it meant to communicate; as part of his personna, the wrestler, Al Snow, has this "schtick" where he received instructions from "The Head", a piece of a mannequin he found in the street.

For more see this Wikipedia article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Al_Snow&oldid=499471873#World_Wrestling_Entertainment_.281998.E2.80.932008.29

There's a picture of the head he used in the ring:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=al snow wwf wal-mart head&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbnid=dwhSBJASaJDcjM:&imgrefurl=http://officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=forumgames&action=print&thread=420608&docid=EYwaFcM7qwVipM&itg=1&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9ENRpbSb5Jo/S2YMW0czF9I/AAAAAAAAAHM/f_l2T5FMJUs/s400/HEAD.JPG&w=320&h=240&ei=9SXrT7brNKKe2wX-w7XJAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=277&vpy=137&dur=1523&hovh=192&hovw=256&tx=177&ty=104&sig=108593059049728391428&page=3&tbnh=122&tbnw=148&start=44&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:44,i:222&biw=1085&bih=591

Here's a picture of the doll:

http://alsnowshead02.tripod.com/toystory.html

So was the toy meant to represent violence against women? No.

Was Dr. Parton right to complain? I think she was. Toys get passed from kid to kid and a lot of kids wouldn't know the back story, so, yeah, I think it probably wasn't a good thing to be selling to kids if they didn't know.

More on the video in my next post.
jarnoldcr
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June 27, 2012
Critics who wish to accuse Shorter of being the "moral police" have increasingly found themselves to be guilty of their own accusations. Everyone is looking for that "gotcha" moment, and it seems as if any moment, no matter how trivial, will suffice. For the vast majority of the population, who only know of this song from the ultra cutesy Kia hamster commercials or the most recent Superbowl (largely considered a "family" event), it is simply a catchy tune with a fairly benign chorus. Now...should an educational institution show more scrutiny and awareness of the broader issues involved...sure, that would seem prudent. But it seems as if, in the absence of any real scandal, this has been made out to be far more salacious than necessary. I guess when folks are determined to criticize, they must work with what they have.
Almost_Anonymous
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June 27, 2012
About that video:

Was Dr. Parton explicitly endorsing the lyrics? No. Was what she did profoundly dumb? Yes; didn't she even listen to the lyrics during all that practice? Does it create problems for the school during a very tough time? Yes:

1. With the potential backers within the GBC who will be horrified by the incident.

2. With fierce critics of the school, who will exploit it for all it's worth.

3. With the general public, who will see this as really stupid.

4. With the general public, who will be reminded of the line, "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", and already tend to think of Drs. Parton and Dowless as "stone-throwers".

And by the way, this also reflects very poorly on the president's wife, Mrs. Dowless, who also participated.

As for calling this a "gotcha moment", it was more than a "moment"/slip of the tongue. There are multiple videos on youtube showing that this was a carefully planned production rehearsed multiple times, then edited and played on the campus video station.

Call it a "big gotcha project"

The timing could not be worse and the whole event damages the Georgia Baptist Convention's initiative to assert control over Shorter and totally remake the school. Actions have consequences. Rightly or wrongly, this will further cut giving and exacerbate the school's financial woes.
jarnoldcr
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June 28, 2012
RE: Sample quote from article posted to Anonymous-

“We believe the role of separating religious groups into two tiers, groups that are religious enough to be exempt and groups that are deemed less religious and must therefore only be ‘accommodated’ is not an appropriate role for the federal government because it puts the federal government in the position of determining the sincerity of the religious commitment of various groups. We believe this is a precedent that could have long-term harmful effects on faith-based organizations, that are neither churches nor run by churches, yet are just as deeply committed to the principles of their faith as are centers of worship.” Council for Christian Colleges and Universities president, in letter to White House regarding contraception mandate.
AbsoluteMind
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June 28, 2012
Of course you meant disrespect, Josh, and it is intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise.

As Almost_Anonymous has so kindly pointed out, there is a difference between the two "organizations" that has been recognized in courts of law.

You have been taught well by those on the hill and in Atlanta. Your attempt at feint and parry is simply a red herring designed to lead the GBC faithful to the conclusion that the administration and those at the GBC headquarters are right and justified in their actions.

While there may be room for honest disagreement open dialog and satisfactory resolution between both parties,your actions mirror those of the administration, board of trustees and the GBC Executive Committee.

From the alumni, faculty and public, who have an emotional, financial and intellectual vested interest in the outcome of the current discord - "We seriously disagree with the way you are leading Shorter." From the administration, board of trustees and executive committee - "We will pray for you." Where is the attempt by those in authority to come to a satisfactory resolution?

Instead, those in authority send forth young bucks, eager to climb the ladder of GBC prestige, power and recognition while they hide behind the cloak of sanctity and martyrdom.

Almost_Anonymous
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June 28, 2012
In response to a comment of mine, jarnoldcr wrote "Hi Absolute,While I mean no disrespect, I must be frank ..."

AbsoluteMind replied "Of course you meant disrespect, Josh, and it is intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise ..."

I did not take jarnoldcr's response to me as "disrespectful".
mirage83
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June 28, 2012
JArnold, the CCCU and ADF can vehemently oppose such distinctions all they want... it's not unexpected that they should do so given that they're trying to defend their turf. But in doing so they are indeed ignoring objective differences which exist between the two categories in question.

As for their comments from that article, it's just another example of someone or some group misrepresenting what the argument actually is. The statements says that this distinction..."puts the federal government in the position of determining the sincerity of the religious commitment of various groups."

This isn't about religious commitment, it's about the inherent differences between an educational institution (even a religiously-associated one) and a religious one. The CCCU and ADF might no like that there are differences, and may not choose to acknowledge them at all, but they exist nonetheless.

The fact that those two groups have to misrepresent the issue in order to have an argument illustrates the weakness of their position on this.

mirage83
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June 28, 2012
JArnold, the basic difference in question is one of primary focus, of purpose. With Shorter and other educational institutions) the primary focus is education. With hospitals the primary focus is health care.

That distinguishes them from purely religious organizations whose primary focus and purpose is the promotion and worship of God, Christ (or Allah, or whoever). Even a religious association or affiliation does not change the primary focus or purpose of being for such institutions.

It's not about commitment, it's not about depth of belief. It's the purpose of the organization or institution which defines it, not who or what it's affiliated with.
AbsoluteMind
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June 28, 2012
Almost_Anonymous - I wasn't inferring that he was disrespectful to you, I was saying that his post was disrespectful to me. I know both of our names begin with an A, but when he uses my name, I must assume that he's speaking to me.
AbsoluteMind
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June 28, 2012
Almost_Anonymous -

Your post:

In response to a comment of mine, jarnoldcr wrote "Hi Absolute,While I mean no disrespect, I must be frank ..."

AbsoluteMind replied "Of course you meant disrespect, Josh, and it is intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise ..."

I did not take jarnoldcr's response to me as "disrespectful".

I believe you'll find that Josh was responding to me and I was responding to him. I don't believe your name was mentioned. I know that our names both start with A, but please read more closely before you defend Mr. Arnold.

jarnoldcr
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June 28, 2012
"It's not about commitment, it's not about depth of belief. It's the purpose of the organization or institution which defines it, not who or what it's affiliated with."

Hi Mirage,

Although I'm sure that decidedly Christian health care providers, more nuanced in their understanding of their profession than me, might argue otherwise...health care is provided pretty similarly from both the Christian and non-Christian alike. Education on the other hand is never neutral, nor simply the conveying of the same set of facts and skills, but is instrinsically connected to a world view. Christian educators would claim that their job is to instill a Christian world view...a decidedly Christian way of interpreting the world. Christian educators cling to statements such as Arthur Holmes' "all truth is God's truth," or Abraham's Kuyper's "in the total expanse of human life there is not a single square inch of which the Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine!'" To suggest that a Christian college does not have a religious mission simply because they deal with a similar set of facts and figures as other colleges and universities cuts at the very heart of how these institutions define themselves, their purposes, and why they exist. That is why the CCCU came out so vehemently against the White House in the letter I posted about dividing religious organizations into two-tiers. You may disagree with my post in principle, but I believe that all of the available literature on Christian higher education supports my assertion that this is such institutions define themselves.

jarnoldcr
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June 28, 2012
Anonymous,

Groups such as the Council for Christian Colleges and Universities and the Alliance Defense Fund have vehemently fought such distinctions, arguing that a civil government has no business deciding which organizations are sufficiently sacred enough to be considered "religiously affiliated," or what duties within an organization are to be considered sacred vs. secular. For example, see the CCCU's recent letter to the White House: http://cccu.org/news/articles/2012/CCCU-Sends-New-Letter-to-White-House-Regarding-Contraceptive-Mandate-Accommodation
Almost_Anonymous
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June 28, 2012
mirage 83 wrote (referring to Shorter):

"JArnold, there is nothing silly or incoherent about recognizing the basic differences between religious organizations such as churches and religion-affiliated organizations and businesses, to include colleges and universities."

The Supreme Court has issued decisions dealing with these difference. For instance, religious-affiliated hospitals get less leeway in the form of 1st Amendment exemptions -- they may employ 1000s of people, most not members of the sponsoring organization, and perform services not tied so closely to the denomination's core services (notwithstanding a mission to go out and serve mankind, etc.). On te other hand, religious elementary schools may get more than Shorter does, since their teaching may tie in even more to "religious indoctrination".

There are also different levels of exemption for different sorts of laws; racial discrimination seldom gets a pass while gender discrimination may be more tolerated (ever seen a guy in a Catholic nun's uniform?)

The Court has increasingly afforded greater 1st Amendment exceptions for religious-sponsored institutions in the last 2 decades.

I was surprised that Shorter was able to apply its requirements to staff that don't interact much with students (maintenance people, accountants, etc.) These people don't work in Shorter's core mission -- teaching. However, Shorter's attorney, Andy Davis, is one of the best in Rome, so I'm sure Shorter knows exactly what the law allows.

I'm expressing no personal opinion here on what's right or wrong with the law. I'm sure not looking to start an off-topic debate on religious hospitals, contraception, etc. I'm just passing along my understanding of the law as it presently stands.
Almost_Anonymous
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June 27, 2012
PS I'm sure multiple people in this video were quietly questioning the choice of tunes but were perhaps too timid to speak up.

That, or ... they were quietly chuckling to themselves about the folly of it all.

It would be interesting to learn more about how this all came together -- who thought of the video? Who organized it? Who picked the music? Who approved it? etc. I wonder if there was any deliberate sabotage along the way?
jarnoldcr
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June 27, 2012
Hi Anonymous,

The timing and impact are certainly regretful. Despite the fact that the song is one of the most popular and widely played pop songs currently on the market, I suspect most readers had no clue about the contained lyrics until it was pointed out to them. Seems more of an opportunity for the already disgruntled to criticize Shorter on any front possible than express genuine feelings of offense.
disgruntledalumni
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June 27, 2012
jarnoldcr,

Shorter has intentionally held themselves up as setting the "moral standard". If you think that the eyes of the public are not going to be focused on them for some type of moral turpitude then I think that you are mistaken. They have set the bar for they they apparently expect, and if they fall below that standard, especially during this currently troubled time on the hill, then shame on Dr. Parton and company for not doing their due diligence. You would have to assume that she is capable of doing simple research on the internet. I also know that students complained about it and their concerns were dismissed. This was a part of her QEP plan for SACS (picked "out of line" from the other faculty submissions). Hard to believe. A glaring example on the true intentions at Shorter. It has nothing to do with Christianity. It is all about power, control and money.
jarnoldcr
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June 27, 2012
Disgruntled,

Shorter has made no such claim to be the "moral standard." As a private organization, they have adopted internal policies and practices limited only to their own membership. I'm not certain how critics have made the leap suggesting that this is an implicit condemnation of all Christian who don't share the same views.
AbsoluteMind
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June 27, 2012
Now see, Josh, that's where you're wrong. In fact, it's the core of all the problems. Shorter is NOT an organization, it is an academic institution. People working for Shorter are NOT members, they are faculty and staff.

What the GBC does within the privacy of their organization is fine with all of us. If you want to embrace your own creed and preach your own dogma, then go for it.You want to set a moral standard for your members, which is exactly what the Baptist Faith and Message is, then you go right ahead. We will support you 100% within the church doors.

When, however, you take that dogma/creed/faith statement and start imposing it on an AFFILIATED (not owned) institution, and when that institution is not a church, but a place of higher learning, that's where the problem begins.

I suggest that you look up the definition of non-profit. You and others on the hill seem to have a problem understanding who you serve and to whom you should declare allegiance.
jarnoldcr
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June 28, 2012
Hi Absolute,

While I mean no disrespect, I must be frank. Organizations include a broad array of institutions, including both for profit and non-profit. Your exclusion of educational institutions as organizations is silly and incoherent. To say it is fine for a church to set membership standards but inappropriate for a church-related college with a religious mission makes very little sense. It would be more intellectually honest to simply admit you're unhappy with and do not prefer the policies they have chosen. To place Shorter in some amorphous category to suit your own ideology is rather insincere and unconvincing.
mirage83
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June 28, 2012
JArnold, when Shorter fires anyone and everyone who doesn't hold to the personal religious beliefs of one Donald Dowless, even other practicing Christians, it's an implicit condemnation of them.

While I'm certain you won't see it that way, that is the bald truth of the matter. Such heretics must be cast out in order to maintain the level of spiritual purity demanded by the GBC and their minions at Shorter.
mirage83
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June 28, 2012
JArnold, there is nothing silly or incoherent about recognizing the basic differences between religious organizations such as churches and religion-affiliated organizations and businesses, to include colleges and universities.

You're pretending that there is no distinction there to be made, but as Anonymous already pointed out there most assuredly are such differences.

Where is the sincerity in dismissing practical, objective differences between the organizations in question? Shorter is not a church, it's not a religious organization but is merely associated/affiliated with one. Such association/affiliation does not make them one and the same, nor does it legitimize a blanket set of standards for two in spite of their differences.
mirage83
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June 28, 2012
None of which alters the objective reality that I mentioned, that there is a legitimate distinction to be made between religious organizations such as churches and organizations such as schools which have religious affiliations.

That's not saying that a school like Shorter cannot or does not have a Christian mission, but simply that it's primary mission, principle focus, is the education of those who attend the school and not the promotion of religion or religious belief. That's a secondary consideration given that it's a school and not a church.

Whether there is a "religious flavor" to the teachings at a religiously affiliated school or not, the primary focus of that organization is education. Whether there is a "religious flavor" to the health care policies at a hospital or not, their primary focus is health care. That is one of the principle differences between religious organizations and organizations with a religious affiliation of some sort.
Almost_Anonymous
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June 26, 2012
Re: the Shorter video

This is very embarrassing and reflects questionale judgement. At first, I assumed it was some trick by anti-Shorter activists but I see it's clearly not.

Does anyone how all this has been received on campus? Did Dr. Parton get introuble? What did she say about it?

Have the trustees, Dr. Dowless, Dr. Price or Dr. J. Robert White had anything to say? I've got to think Dr. Price and Dr. White are going to be very humiliated to face their peers at SBC meetings -- this make the Georgia Baptist Convention look poorly run.

I thought the GBC called the shots at Shorter now?
Almost_Anonymous
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June 26, 2012
"Questionable judgment", not "questionale judgement".

Sorry.
jayjaypage
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June 26, 2012
For those of you who are not conversant in the “language” of some of today’s young people, I offer you a “translation” of the lyrics to the song used in the video below. My translation is in upper case letters. The original text is in lower case letters.

The group singing the song, LMFAO, is an electro-pop duo consisting of Redfoo (Stefan Kendal Gordy) and SkyBlu (Skyler Austen Gordy).

The group's name is an internet slang abbreviation for "Laughing My F-----g Ass Off,” but according to the duo themselves, LMFAO stands for "Loving My Friends And Others."

Their pop music is self-referred to as "party rock," which commonly follows a theme of partying and drinking.

LYRICS - PARTY ROCK ANTHEM

Party rock is in the house tonight

THERE’S A DANCE PARTY HERE TONIGHT

Everybody just have a good time

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

And we gonna make you lose your mind

WE (MEN) ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU (WOMEN) NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

Everybody just have a good time

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

Party rock is in the house tonight

THERE’S A DANCE PARTY HERE TONIGHT

Everybody just have a good time

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

And we gonna make you lose your mind

WE (MEN) ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU (WOMEN) NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

We just wanna see ya shake that

WE (MEN) JUST WANT TO SEE YOU (WOMEN) SHAKE (MOVE SEXUALLY) YOUR BUTTOCKS

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl? She on my jock

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TONIGHT AT THE PARTY? SHE IS DANCING UP CLOSE TO HIM – RUBBING ON HIM IN A SEXUAL WAY

Nonstop when we in the spot, booty movin' weight like she on the block

WE ARE DANCING NON-STOP IN THE CLUB – HER BUTTOCKS IS MOVING IN A SEXUAL MANNER AND IS MAKING SO MUCH FAST MONEY IT’S LIKE SHE IS PROSTITUTING HERSELF ON THE STREET CORNER

Where the drank? I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock 'n' roll

WHERE IS THE ALCOHOL? I (MALE) LIKE TIGHT JEANS AND TATTOS ON WOMEN

Half black, half white, domino, game the money, op-a-doe

I (MAN) AM HALF AFRICAN-AMERICAN AND HALF CAUCASION LIKE THE COLOR OF A DOMINO. (OP-A-DOE DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING – IT’S JUST A MADE UP TERM THAT RHYMES WITH THE WORD DOMINO)

Yo, I'm runnin' through these ho's like Drano

HEY, I’M HAVING “FAST” SEX WITH MANY WHORES LIKE DRANO WORKS FAST ON CLOGGED DRAINS.

I got that devilish flow, rock 'n' roll, no halo

I’M ACTING LIKE THE DEVIL DOING BAD THINGS – I’M NOT ACTING LIKE AN ANGEL WITH A HALO.

We party rock, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'

YES, WE LIKE TO PARTY AND I REPRESENT WHAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE

On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey

I’M REALLY GETTING INTO THIS PARTY SCENE – HAVING NO TROUBLE GETTING/KEEPING AN ERECTION

Everyday I'm shufflin'

Shufflin', shufflin'

EVERYDAY I PARTY LIKE THIS (SHUFFLIN = AN ACTION YOU PERFORM EVERYDAY)

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash

HURRY UP AND BE THE FIRST GIRL TO MAKE ME WANT TO PAY YOU FOR SEX

We gettin' money, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad

WE ARE GETTING THE MONEY FOR YOU, HANG ON, DON’T GET ANXIOUS FOR THE MONEY BECAUSE YOU WILL GET OUT OF THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX

One more shot for us, another round

ONE MORE DRINK OF ALCOHOL FOR US (MEN), ANOTHER ROUND OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

Please fill up my cup, don't mess around

FILL UP MY CUP TO THE TOP WITH ALCOHOL

We just wanna see you shake it now

WE (MEN) JUST WANT TO SEE YOU (WOMEN) SHAKE (MOVE SEXUALLY) YOUR BUTTOCKS NOW

Now you wanna be, you're naked now

NOW YOU ARE READY – YOU ARE NAKED NOW

Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound

DANCE IN AN UP AND DOWN MOTION AND PUTTING HANDS UP IN THE AIR

Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound

Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound

Put your hands up to the sound, put your hands up to the sound

Party rock is in the house tonight

THERE’S A DANCE PARTY HERE TONIGHT

(Put your hands up)

(DANCE MOVE)

Everybody just have a good time

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

(Put your hands up)

(DANCE MOVE)

And we gonna make you lose your mind

WE (MEN) ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU (WOMEN) NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

(Put your hands up)

(DANCE MOVE)

Everybody just have a good, good, good time

EVERBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD, GOOD TIME.

Put your hands up

(DANCE MOVE)

Put your hands up

Put your hands up

Shake that, everyday I'm shufflin'

SHAKE YOUR BUTTOCKS (WOMEN), EVERYDAY I PARTY LIKE THIS.

Shorter University - "Transforming Lives Through Christ" NOT A CHANCE !!!

Parentof4
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June 26, 2012
And in the days of the happy heathens (because surely my class wasn't good enough for the current administration), Kubes would have added a smoke & light show while DeWitt would have arranged the acoustics properly, and Gannon & Ratledge would have rehearsed us until 3am until the vocals &choreography were flawless. We would have rocked and the entire community would have been impressed with our skills.

LM...!
bonvivant2u
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June 26, 2012
Wow, someone on the censorship committee was obviously asleep, or overworked from filing all the needless termination notices. Who would go to school at such a place? Dowless is turning that place into a Bible camp for American Shiites.
sophsabot6
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June 25, 2012
Wow! So let me get this straight....the powers that be on the Hill needed a new QEP (thanks for the explanation, "Disgruntledalumni"), so they get a communications professor/dean to write some fluffy stuff up that includes a flash mob that dances in the cafeteria to X-rated lyrics which demean women while the wife of the school's president looks on clapping and laughing? Am I correct in this information? (Yes, I viewed the video on Youtube.) And this increases critical thinking skills in a Christ centered environment HOW? It's hard to believe that this professor leading the dance wouldn't be aware of the lyrics. Someone didn't do their homework...certainly someone with a PH. D. in communications would be aware of what they were doing sending such a message to their students.

The irony of this situation has already been pointed out by others in this thread...no opera performance due to its mention of alcohol (even though the lesson to be learned was that this isn't always a good thing)and a host of other ludicrous acts to bring the school BACK to its Christian roots...what a joke...those Christian roots never left the campus. What a shame that this "university" is becoming a laughing stock! Parents....is this what you expect for that large amount of money you are paying for that college education...learning criticial thinking skills via a flash mob? Oh, I forgot, they are successful in sports and going to the NCAA next year, so that makes all of this inconsequential, I guess.
jm4919
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June 23, 2012
I am amazed at yet another prime example of the hypocrisy of Shorter and the GBC. Just how arrogant can they be? This is "Christ Centered" education? There is no way that Dr. Parton can claim innocence in this. If she did not review the content of the song prior to the performance, then shame on her. One has to wonder if they paid royalties for this performance...how did they write the check? To LMFAO? Guess what I am doing right now? Hint...It starts with LM....
tronman
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June 23, 2012
I watched that video. I saw a couple of the practice videos too. I guess all those people who weren't quite Christian enough to sign that statement are laughing their ways to new jobs with higher pay. This hypocrisy at Shorter will catch up with them. I'm sure this vulgar dancing to vulgar music is just the tip of the iceberg. It is just unbelievable to me that Shorter actually posted the video on Youtube. All I had to do was search Shorter University Flash Mob and theres more than one. What's next? Maybe they'll rewrite the Bible and try selling it online as the Shorter Handbook. They lost their witness when they treated their fellow Christians in such a despicable way. This just exposes their ilk.
SusanNicely
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June 23, 2012
The hypocrisy at Shorter under Dowless is astounding. He forbids the music department from performing an opera from standard repertoire, "The Elixir of Love" because of the implication of alcohol use yet he clearly had no idea that one of the morals of the story of this fine opera is the folly of abusing alcohol. And now we discover the Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences, Sabrena Parton, newly appointed by Don Dowless, leads a flash mob of students (to the delight of Mrs. Dowless, by the way)in which the lyrics they are dancing to describe a woman as a 'ho' and sex acts and getting drunk are glorified. Transforming lives through Christ, Dr. Parton? Really, Dr. Dowless? At last count, 67 faculty and staff have departed Shorter since Dowless became president. Perhaps if Dean Parton wanted to dance in the cafeteria, a more appropriate song would have been, "Another one bites the dust". What a tragedy this once excellent school is being destroyed by these self-righteous hypocrites.

Susan Nicely

Shorter College, Class of 1978
albertdavis
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June 22, 2012
Wow! I looked at that web address you provided. I CAN'T believe that! Dang, didn't I hear that the president disallowed an opera because it referred to drinking? I guess he does not pay attention to what his DEANS are doing! Amazing!

What kind of weirdness will occur on the hill next?

Let's see... a (dancing) Dean of a "Christ Centered University" is doing a flash mob ON CAMPUS with the blessing of administration to lyrics like that. Transforming lives through... they need to be more careful.
disgruntledalumni
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June 22, 2012
It is with great interest that I read of the appointment of Dr. Sabrina Parton as the Dean of the newly formed School of Arts and Sciences. According to the Shorter website, she is also the faculty member that was selected to co-direct the Quality Education Plan (QEP) required by SACS, the national accreditation agency. The plan details how Christ centered learning will be introduced into the curriculum at Shorter. One of the recommendations was to reach the students by staging a flash mob.

http://www.shorter.edu/qep/index.html

My curiosity got the best of me and I searched YouTube to see if Shorter had actually done such a flash mob and found that Shorter did, in fact, stage a flash mob production. It seems to have been performed in the school’s dining hall, in front of many students, faculty and staff. If fact, if I’m not mistaken, the Shorter University President’s wife, Mrs. Don Dowless, can be clearly be seen clapping and smiling while the dance is being performed.

I have no objection to dancing or otherwise having a good time and this would initially seem to be a harmless video of some of the “goings-on” that occur on any normal school campus. But given further investigation, the dance is performed to a song called “Party Rock Anthem” by a group called “LMFAO”. For those that may not be aware of the acronym this stands for “Laughing my F******* A** off” and contains lyrics that I would not allow my teenage children to listen to or be allowed to play in my house. Some of the more salient lyrics include;

“In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl?

She on my jock

Nonstop when we in the spot, booty movin' weight like she on the block

Where the drank? I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock 'n' roll

Half black, half white, domino, game the money, op-a-doe”

and

“Yo, I’m runnin thru these Ho’s like drano”

http://www.metrolyrics.com/party-rock-anthem-lyrics-lmfao.html

Is this what Dr. Parton regards as “Christ centered” higher education? The students were certainly receiving an education, but not necessarily “Christ Centered”

This is yet another prime example of the hypocrisy that I have come to expect of the current Shorter administration and the “do as I say, not as I do” mentality that permeates the hill. Here is the link to the video that was shown on the Shorter TV station and posted on YouTube where Dr. Parton is clearly credited and thanked for her assistance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5oBz-pIEk

I have added a link for the lyrics so that those that are interested can review for themselves the content of the “Christ centered” education that Shorter students are receiving. If you think that the students were not aware of the artist’s name and the lyric content, I suggest that you check with your nearest available teenager, as I did. My 17 year old daughter was able to instantly name the correct name of the song, the name of the band and noted with distaste the content of the lyrics.

Wow, Dr. Parton...really?

tronman
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June 23, 2012
Here is one of the practice videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCweKAH5lO4

Is that Dr. Parton dancing at the start? It looks like she is being taught by a student.
Thinking_Jesus_Follower
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June 23, 2012
Egregious hypocrisy--and evidence of so much that is wrong with Shorter's leadership now. Here's a school that, by force and without faculty input, censors classic works with any mention of alcohol--even if, in the case of the Elixir of Love, the references to alcohol are to demonstrate the folly of alcohol consumption. Then we have a dean spearheading a flash mob, forcing an entire cafeteria full of students--and, as it appears, the president and his wife?--to listen to a song about a guy bragging he's stealing another's girlfriend because she can't stay off his crotch... and demanding more alcohol to pursue the humpy dance with greater fervor. The last thing I'm doing about this is, well, laughing my ****ing anything off. LMFAO indeed. Laughing stock of something, anyway, Shorter U. Way to play moral judge, jury, and censor..... and then shove it in the face of everyone for your amusement.
AbsoluteMind
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June 23, 2012
Christ-centered critical thinking? Epic fail!!! This is neither Christ centered nor critical thinking. And don't, for a moment, think that those students don't know every word of that song. And this is the "dean" who is replacing Craig Allee? Laughable!

Is this, too, typical of "at many colleges and universities, public and private, secular and religious", John of Silence?

AbsoluteMind
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June 22, 2012
I clearly don't understand. Maybe you can help me. The Shorter Organizational Chart shows the Deans reporting to the Provost. Are you saying that the Provost is not in charge of the faculty? If, according to your post, Deans are then administrative positions, then by your argument, Shorter has declared that all Deans are administrators. Am I correct? So that takes all Deans out of faculty and puts them into administration. Am I to then by deductive reason, conclude that the two Associate Deans, carrying the word Dean in their title, are administrative as well? Is there an official cut-off in amount of time teaching by which a faculty member is elevated from faculty to dean?

If I accept your argument that Deans are administrators, that takes three faculty positions within the new combined schools away and elevates them to administration. I must assume also that the same logic holds true of the current three other Deans on campus (we won't consider the Dean of Nursing, since there is not one at this time, however I'm assuming that the position would also be considered by you to be an administrative position). So, if I can add, that makes 6 positions removed from faculty and placed in the organization as administrators. And since those departments already had Chairs, then we've added another layer of bureaucracy. Is that correct? And we have one less Dean, so that means we've a net of 5 new administrative positions. Though I'm probably not adding correctly.

Conversely, if we designate the Associate Deans as faculty, these are not faculty additions, as they were already members of faculty. They just have administrative duties added to their load, and if they don't have release time, then they are faculty with additional duties and may or may not be considered administrators. None the less, we haven't added to the faculty, we've just added a new category administrator/faculty. Is that right?

So what you're saying is that adding more administrators or adding administrative duties to faculty (Oh yeah, I thought Deans were ACADEMIC Deans, which indicates faculty, but clearly, I'm confused)allows Shorter to add faculty?

As to the Provost position, I understood the hire to be for an Executive Vice President. There was still in place, at the time of his hire, a Provost. For that reason, there was no reason for Shorter to extend its faculty the courtesy of being involved in the process of hiring a new Provost. (This is common hiring practice for provosts at many colleges and universities, public and private, secular and religious.)

Then, the Provost was forced out or stepped aside or whatever term you'd like to use, and the Executive Vice President was then appointed Provost, which, according to your argument and reinforced by the dual title, makes the Provost position, (sometimes called Chief ACADEMIC Officer)now relegated to an administrative position. So we lost a Provost position because it was absorbed into the Executive Vice President's position, just as Dr. Allee's position was absorbed into the combined College/School realignment which is a net loss of six faculty/academic positions.

Those, of course, are added to the - how many is it now? - faculty positions that must be replaced. And of course, the numbers of hires of faculty have been cut in the Fine Arts department, so that's a few salaries back in the pot to pay the new administrators, but less faculty.

Please excuse me for being so confused. It's quite clear now.
John_of_Silence
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June 22, 2012
learly, you do not understand academic structure. Deans generally teach only half-time or less, with many only teaching one course a semester. The majority of their work is spent on administrative tasks. Even if I accept your falsehood that equates deans and full-time faculty, "they have eliminated a Dean's position (faculty)," then what about the two associate dean positions created? Shouldn't they count as new faculty positions and thus mean that more faculty are available to teach?

For the Executive Vice President, he is replacing the Provost. He is not an addition to the administrative structure. Count you even count on your fingers to figure that one out?

It is true that Dr. Allee helped to build a respected school of science, but the school does not depend on one man to continue to grow. Concerning this edict you mention, the science curriculum has not changed at all, and I challenge you to show me concrete evidence where it has.
Faculty_Doe
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June 22, 2012
The interview process now includes the question How Old do You Believe the Earth to be. If the answer is ANYTHING but 6000 years, the interview is over. No need to change the curriculum when you have chased all those using that crazy "scientific method" out of the school.

AbsoluteMind
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June 21, 2012
@John of Silence Clearly, you do not understand academic structure. A Deanship is not an administrative position, it is a faculty position. After reading the article, it's clear to me that they have eliminated a Dean's position (faculty). I suppose that will help pay for the new administrative position of Executive Vice President.

It would seem that this consolidation is more reflective of the inability of Shorter to find a Dean for a formerly highly respected School of Science, which Dr. Allee built. I'd guess it might be because of the strictly creationism/new earth edict regarding the science curriculum.
John_of_Silence
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June 21, 2012
This is a common organizational structure at many colleges and universities, public and private, secular and religious.

I am not even sure what the comment about botany and painting means. The art department will remain in the School of Fine and Performing Arts. Perhaps do some minimal research before you post.

As for the Socratic model, this reorganization will actually decrease the amount of administration and increase the amount of teachers. Of course, the Rome News-Excuse cannot report that.
disgruntledalumni
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June 21, 2012
so does this mean that the Botany students will be doing "paint by numbers" of the wildflowers that they are keying out? Great job Shorter...
AncientRoman
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June 21, 2012
Soon Shorter will return to a truly classic teaching model - the Socratic method, which had one professor, who was also the administration and president, educating a couple of dozen students, all men but surely not gay. Fortunately Socrates drank hemlock, not wine, so there's no problem on that score.
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